do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012
stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power
Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.
No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.
Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty.
this post is a god damn train wreck
this is me busting a huge nut
True 90’s kids will get this. Reblog if you’re a 90’s kid. The last generation with common sense.
I’m pretty sure this is Taylor Swift
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a planet. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a planet would never just smash into something like another planet. They’ll rarely orbit each other.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually crash into it.
That planet still probably exploded.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that planet was probably terrified and opening its crust to scream in that picture?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.This is the best post on the internet.
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
gloria pls
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.
